Taking grandma to Applebees

A sexual position

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."

by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017

take a lick

To take a hit of Acid/Lsd

Do you wanna take a lick homie

by YuhhhhB October 6, 2017

Taking up legs

The equivalent of walking somewhere

Rhiann: what's happening this evening then?
Josh: we're taking up legs t'spoons

by Riri53 October 20, 2017

tummy takes

When ur stomach feels like a dick is being arroticated and growing inside of your blatter zone

I have the tummy takes

by Djdoodkfpfpppppp November 1, 2017

Taking You Yard

To beat someone or prove one’s superiority in a certain event or activity.

“ You are an awful Player, I’m taking you yard”

by Phat_Ballllllz November 18, 2017

Nah, i'll take a pass

To mentally shit down someones esophagus, to decline an offer and or order.

Teacher - "Clean up the tables!"
Smart-Ass Student - *Whispers to friend* "Nah, i'll take a pass." *Giggles*
(The student ends up cleaning anyways.:

by HentaiWithTheHortons November 20, 2017

Taking the pistachio

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".

Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!

by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017