Shit-canned

A phrase used to explain being fired or someone being fired

1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!

2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident

by Girl-hockey-fan April 28, 2009

Shit For Brains

One that is sooooo stupid that he/she is brainless. He/she must not have a brain, but shit in his/her skull, therefore, he/she must have shit for brains!

Ohh my God, you fucked that up again! Man, you must have Shit For Brains!

by Trevo November 6, 2008

shit balls

derived from english shit. exclamation used when proclaming excitement or grief combined with excitement. good but bad.

1) HOLY SHIT BALLS! I can't believe he just did that!
2) SHIT BALLS!!!

by Mallory and Patricia May 26, 2004

shit misfire

When you have to take a shit really badly so you run to the toilet and pull down your pants but before you can sit down you unload massive amounts of slippery, steaming shit all over the bathroom.

Dude, I just had a shit misfire - there's fuckin shit everywhere man.

by minguab February 3, 2007

Shit Dropper

A person who drops names or other types of information just to seem smart, whether or not the information they give is correct.

Person 1: When is that meeting?
Shit Dropper: I think its on Tuesday.
Person 2: It actually on Saturday.

by oh-no December 21, 2008

Shit Willy

The insertion of ones finger into a girls rectal orafice then without delay reinserting the same finger into her ear whilst twisting

The girl the other night was giving me so much smack I gave her a mean shit Willy

by King Danno of Eastern Europe June 30, 2009

Boar Shit

The combination of Bullshit and Horseshit.

Boarshit is when you're so angry in the heat of the moment at the malicious lie(s) to the point where you cannot think straight, and you cannot decide which word you want to use; (bull or horse) shit.

James couldn't believe the malicious untruth. Outrageously without thinking, he yelled out "boar shit!".

by mynameisfuckingawesomebro December 30, 2009