Progressively Straight

Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives

1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).
Progressively Straight
noun and adjective

"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."

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(You Seal Lion Breeder!)
by Nobody 🖤 January 04, 2025
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Straight Fuck

Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."

Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
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straight arm pouring

When you pick up a bottle of Galliano Sambuca (black flavour), using a straight arm pouring it in your mouth.
What started as a lovely Chinese banquet for new years dinner ended up with straight arm pouring, Black lit in the mouth and dancing on the table tops.
by Sam Fitzpatrick January 11, 2011
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That's straight

The opposite of "That's gay"

Cool, fun, good,

Can be used to express excitement, or willingness for something. But NOT someone
A: Bro that's so cool
B: Yeah Bro, that's straight

A: That'll be fun
B: Yeah it'll be straight
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Straight pop a duece

To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.
I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.
by JakeBobBill February 28, 2011
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Straighte

Straight + date = straighte. A straight date.
I have a straighte tonight and I want to cancel.

Have you been on a straighte before? I highly don't recommend...
by LingDanc803 January 13, 2024
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demi-straight

an inclusive sexuality like demi-lesbian
that encompasses anyone whom wants to partially hold on to their straight identity
I'm a demigirl, but I used to be a straight girl. That makes me a demi-straight girl.
by suck_my_d33 June 17, 2021
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