retarded bitch

The most commonly used word(s) that the secret squad uses b/c of how retarded all of the group members usually are
Bella:wtf you retarded bitch y are u climbing the telephone poll
by blindpersonhrs September 23, 2019
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Double R Retard

Emphasizes how much of a retard someone is, that it has to be a double R.
Person 1: Look at this!
Person 2: You're a double R retard!
Person 1: Noo
by Darth That Makes Words March 23, 2024
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Analy retarded

Sammy macdonald when she cleans up
Sammy is so analy retarded when she cleans its for pleasure
by Topside88 January 05, 2019
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Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 04, 2023
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Retarded head

Crazy good head
Extraordinary; fantastic; amazing
Gluck Gluck 9000 equivalent
Ralph: hey jason, how was ur night?
Jason: it was quite good. Received retarded head!!!!!!!
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Retardation devastation

When a retarded person seeks to have intercourse starts to go into a unrollable state of eroticism that any women in the retards wake will be left devastated and infected by the sheer force of the retards sexual arousal. If infected will proceed to preform an "alabama hot pocket" Must be of the LGBTQ+ community.
The sped was on trial for committing "Retardation Devastation".
by Goatbuy March 07, 2024
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