Skip to main content

Cow Rape Juice

Milk. Because, You know, They touch the cow to get it?
"Oh wow, This cow rape juice is fresh today!" =D
by ArcPhoenix January 3, 2008
mugGet the Cow Rape Juice mug.

High-Five Rape

The unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to give a high-five.
Elise: Katie, gimme five!
Katie: Dude, no way, I've already fulfilled your daily quota of high-fives.
Elise: (grabs Katie's hand and slaps it)
Katie: I feel so violated...
Kelley: And that, kids, is high-five rape.
by Ke'Elso December 21, 2008
mugGet the High-Five Rape mug.

rape me with a brick

1.Expletive used when something goes wrong and turns out to be rather unpleasant or simply after unfortunate event(s). see "fuck a duck" or "shit the bed" 2.Expletive used when something incredibly surpising happens. See "holy shit" or "no way"
1.
-Alek learns Conor intends to share a sleeping bag with him during a large campout. Alek says, "Well, rape me with a brick."
-Danielle disovers her house has been egged/t.p.ed for the sixth time that month and for the second time that weekend. "RAPE ME WITH A BRICK!" she exclaims.
2.
-A lazy employee at a pizza place stares in amazement at an employee that can run the make table by themself and does so without bitching. "Rape me with a brick," the lazy employee says.
mugGet the rape me with a brick mug.

florida rape van

vehicle used by MAGA Bomber in the sunshine state.
recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.
by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018
mugGet the florida rape van mug.

Burmese Raping Monkey

Alternative name for the orangutan used mainly in the country of Burma, though also widespread in southern Ontario. Refers back to pre-modern times when it was common for entire groups of orangutans to raid a village and rape the tribes-women.
Do up your belts, boys, this is Burmese Raping Monkey territory.

Look out, Pajesh! It's a Burmese Raping Monkey!
by Frank Buck April 22, 2009
mugGet the Burmese Raping Monkey mug.

Joe Rapes Kids

Joe: Hey izzy you've matured like a fine wine
Izzy: I don't want that in my mouth
Everyone: Joe Rapes Kids
by BlueShoeWanker May 17, 2019
mugGet the Joe Rapes Kids mug.

indigo rape ladder

an indigo rape ladder is a purple ladder that has been raped by a walrus
that's one large indigo rape ladder
by fuzzylittlemanpeach September 2, 2013
mugGet the indigo rape ladder mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email