Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.
by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017
Get the mexican punching bagmug. 
Basically Everclear, plenty of water, and plenty of punch mix. Make the mix so it isn't too watery, too sweet, or too bitter. Basically, make it like 5 - 10 % alcohol, mostly water, and add about 5 - 15% punch. Adapt the recipe as needed.
Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.
Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.
Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.
Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.
Gal 1 - WOOO YEAH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *intense giggling, takes of shirt and swings it around*
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.
Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.
Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.
by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 27, 2015
Get the Purple Passion Punchmug. ...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,
I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...
by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025
Get the San Francisco Thumb Punchmug. by liveforgiving May 17, 2021
Get the bridge punchmug. While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above).
I lost my ring last night.
Word?
Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.
Word?
Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.
by Bland Milk June 5, 2011
Get the Unitas Punchmug. by anonymous January 27, 2024
Get the Punched up kebabmug.