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canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you
She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.
by Quiefmister January 21, 2018
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Potato

Women who often resemble potatoes, in both figure, and facial looks, who take it upon themselves to look down on attractive women. They are generally miserable, and rude.
That potato on Facebook, is always telling me to cover my arms, because I am causing her husband to look at me.
by Hot Chicky Babe January 16, 2020
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potato salad

when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out
" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"
by anonymous January 28, 2022
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potato nugget

Sonic has good potato nuggets.
by Lyzyrd Wyzyrd October 28, 2022
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Fish Potato

A potato that is also a fish. Commonly worshipped by middle schoolers, the fish potato is believed to be the soul essence of everything around us. It can be used in any sentence and still kinda make sense.

No one knows where or how it started, but we do know it's everywhere now. You can't escape the fish potato.
Middle Schooler: Darn. I haven't been feeling very fish potato lately.
Other Middle Schooler: Oh my fish potato! That's awful!
by MRIIIIIII October 15, 2019
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A Potato

An EXTREAMLY sussy imposter
"your about as stupid as A Potato"
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Potentially pallitable potato

When ones roasted carbohydrates have escaped your plate and have subsequently landed on ones floor, you have to decide if its still a potentially pallitable potato.
"Honey, is this unconsumed carb you seem to have dropped on the floor still a potentially pallitable potato, or shall I go against everything I stand for and throw it in the bin?"
by MOYESTEED2020 July 23, 2022
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