Potato

A potato is food of the gods, a religious artifact that must be properly blessed before being consumed.
In other words, the essence of all existence

The proper blessing:

O, Potato, I bless thee with the ability to nurture.

by _Dictionaryuser#473 January 22, 2021

Baked Potato

Someone who is high or is going to get high

Baked Potato

by trolololol16 December 18, 2012

Ugly Potato Koala

This word usually is used when talking about Bonnie Moss as she is said to be the Kween of ugly potato koalas

Did you talk to Bonnie last night

Yea she really is an ugly potato koala

by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018

Potato Drinkers

A derogatory name for Russians due to their proclivity for drinking vodka, which is traditionally distilled from potatoes.

“Let’s beat these potato drinkers!!”

-The U.S.A. Olympic Team, probably

by FlipMeOver July 27, 2021

POTATO

an adjective used to describe a person acting stupid or dense.

Grace, you are being a potato by eating that twinkie

by 20shrea April 25, 2019

Potato

A potato is the greatest most beautiful person in the world!!

Has great sense of humor and they are comedy gold!!!! They are swag and there nerds! They do what ever they want..sometimes and last but never least

THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN ABOUT 7 - 9 DAYS!!!!!!!

“Omg potato”

by Jjjjjjjhjjjdhhdhdj February 10, 2018

Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.

"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."

by MikeAD April 23, 2017