Shaving money

Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.

From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.

"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"

"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"

by Clean breaker April 23, 2009

chop my money

taking money from someone and giving none back

Ah, this woman go chop my money o!

by misschopmoney March 19, 2025

max money

A short ginger kid who claims to be Ed Sheeran

“max money always talks about being Ed Sheeran”

by The duck overlord February 3, 2024

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

money dove

To be a whore;
have paid sexual intercourse with a man or woman

''the money dove got 5k just from working the streets''

by Galaxyqueen May 8, 2014

money on his head

to assassinate/kill somebody often used in UK slang to say tehy want somebody killed/dead

oi i want some money on his head
gowon i’ll do it

by fiestadriver22 August 12, 2022

Stick Money

Money someone owes for cigarettes

Bloody hell, that guy still owes me stick money

by ExmouthTangles August 30, 2017