Maryland Lawnmower

When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.

He came over, saw my step-sis and asked if I’ve ever hit a “Maryland lawnmower”.

by Bruvongeezy July 12, 2024

Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them

Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"

by bdo17 May 6, 2024

Marygrace

a Marygrace is a smart, funny, and reliable girl. She’s the life of any party and can easily turn any frown upside down. She has a cute laugh, nice personality, and great heart.

woah who’s that girl? she’s so cute.

That’s Marygrace.

by hoeshi May 9, 2024

Maryland goodbye

Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit

Antonym: Irish Goodbye

I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there

by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024

Maryland Rim Job

When you take the mustard out of a maryland blue crab put it on the butthole and lick it out.

After the Baltimore Ravens game, I gave her a maryland rim job.

by PIFFPIFF June 2, 2024

Maryborough

Absolutely tops city in Queensland, Australia. Gets a bad rap cause it isn't full of shitty glass and fibro modern buildings and doesn't have twenty million different women's clothing outlets (some people refer to these as "amenities" or "things to do"). Heaps of tops pubs and parks for kick ons, and is way better than the neighboring city of Hervey Hole.

Gents I am absolutely parched, how about we pull into Maryborough and consume a refreshing beverage.

Went on holidays to Maryborough over Christmas, beautiful place to visit.

by Alcohol Enthusist June 3, 2024

Maryan

meaning from the sea; a Maryan is the most alluring thing there is. the beauty of the girl is something unmatched, some natural. The best girl you will meet with a lot going on under the surface, she will be the hardest person to truly know but knowing her is a privilege, you gotta earn it. Intelligence is something expected of her, you won’t realize how smart she is until she drops a profound sentence with the nonchalance of as if she was simply talking about the weather.

“everyone knows Maryan, no way you don’t!

by esotericdemons December 18, 2024