A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019
Get the Anal Virgin Marymug. Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
Get the Tarzan and Mary Janemug. Maries a hardworking girl .is very emotional she trust easily but loses trust easily .maries a sweet girl who doesn't like when she's taken granted for .she cherishes people in her life and never wants to lose them .she likes making new friends. She's a pretty girl whose proud of her beauty .she loves nature and animals .having a maries in your life is the beat thing that could happen to you
Get yourself a maries
by Mayyyrabell August 18, 2018
Get the mariesmug. Hamed and Mary are the BEST couple in the world. They're both hot, funny, amazing and PEEEEEEEEENNNNGGGGGG. Everyone wants to be like Hamed and Mary but no one knows how they do it.
by BigDickHamed July 22, 2024
Get the Mary and Hamedmug. by Kmw1919 August 28, 2023
Get the Krystal mary whitemug. my friend janice went to her girlfriend’s house yesterday and she told me they tried the bloody mary!
by fourtwentynice January 6, 2022
Get the bloody marymug. The act of having sex with a girl on her period and smothering your bloody dick all over her face. Guys in a relationship with a Mary does this to her ever night.
by DaSluttyMary February 23, 2019
Get the Bloody Marymug.