0-0 dart monkey 

A monkey that pops 1 bloon per shot. Then sucks the power of the temple and pops ZOMG's in 2 shots

At round 1, I placed a 0-0 dart monkey down in the middle

0-0 dart monkey by YT:Numbat Channel August 7, 2018

Quad Sprite Monkey 

A quad sprite monkey is when you take 4 10 second hits of a medical grade THC wax cartridge past 4pm while your focalin wears off.

Hello famous rock drummer tommy lee, would you like to join me and kitty? We are doing quad sprite monkeys

Quad Sprite Monkey by Johnny Garcia November 14, 2019

happy birthday monkey 

when its a stoopid monkeys birthday but you still have to make them happy

happy birthday monkey

happy birthday monkey by mr.wrong69 November 11, 2020

Retarded porch monkey 

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle

Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey

Retarded porch monkey by Happy! July 10, 2021

Deep Fry Your Monkey 

A method of torture: putting a match up to someone's penis to singe their hair to the point when you burn them.

"If you don't shut your fucking mouth I'm going to deep fry your monkey!!"

Deep Fry Your Monkey by Ineedanightlight March 7, 2022

Butt Monkey

Someone who has an invisible, permanent "Kick Me" sign taped to their back.
They're the butt of almost any demeaning joke, they commonly have horrible luck, and a large amount of horrible things happen to them. Their existence is just to solely have horrible things happen to them. If anything positive happens to them, the person usually gets screwed over in the end.

Charlie Brown from Peanuts is probably the best example for a "Butt Monkey".
Bill Dauterive from King Of The Hill.

Butt Monkey by Sadow August 31, 2013

spanking the monkey 

masturbating

"I wanna spank the monkey"

spanking the monkey by C-dawgg January 19, 2003