Michael Zhang

The best person to ever exist.

Michael Zhang is the best!

by bob0246 September 30, 2023

Michael Horick

Loves Pugs. Plays rust with pug skins. hater of women loves men. fucked 5 dudes in one sitting. only sucks 4.2334inch sized cocks

Michael horick is my faviort person

by bestthroweroutthere October 1, 2023

louisiana michael myers

A social media trend depicting a man in a michael myers mask and beige jumpsuit doing a dance known as the "wipe me down" trend.

"Have you seen any louisiana michael myers shorts popping up on your page lately?"
"No, what is that?"

by Someone Unavailable October 1, 2023

Michael Cera Rizz

For those Michael Cera type mfers. Those goofy/awkward nice guys who aren't necessarily conventionally attractive, don't go to the gym, and aren't super masculine, but still end up swimming in puss like it's nobodies business.

"Yo that motherfucker's got hella Michael Cera Rizz"

by Owen Fuchs October 2, 2023

Michael

Has a big pp

Wow, Michael is so hot

by m_blob November 22, 2021

michael

A Bitch

omg your is such a michael

by 27krell November 22, 2021

Michael

A wifeophile, a man who gets aroused by married women.

Don't get your wife along, I heard Tim is a Michael.

He Michael-ed his way towards the old woman.

by Greyfam November 22, 2021