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Jack Black

Half of the God-like metal band: Tenacious D!

The Rock-Brother of Kyle Gass, and the metal LEGEND.
Owns the voice of an angel, and uses it to his advantage, and to ours.
If I had to suggest a song of theirs, to show his amazing voice, I'd suggest "Master Exploder" , because he hits many high notes during that one, and, as a matter-of-fact, he blows someone's mind. The man's head, literally, EXPLODES, because Jack was pointing at him, whilst singing this song.

Basically, Jack Black is a God.
Me: Wow, Jack Black has the best voice I've ever heard!
My Friend: Who?
Me: You're dead to me.
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Jack Bauer

1. To Be Up For 24 Hours Or More.
2. Something Than Happens To Terrorist.
3. A Card You Don't Want To Play.
4. Something You Say When Someone Is Harassing You For Info.
News Reporter: Numerous Terrorist Around the Globe Have Been Killed By an Unknown Gunner brandishing a Silenced Nine millimeter.
Me: Must Be Jack Bauer.
by Slade Technics December 23, 2006
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frocky jack

Frocky Jack is a man who lived off of highway 601, and dressed in womens clothing, hence the name Frocky Jack. Frocks are types of clothing. The teens of the 60's and 70's would ride up to his house, and try to catch a glimpse of him in his womens clothing. In the late 1990's Frocky Jack passed away, inside his house. It is said that he may have killed 3 little girls, hanging them in the attic. However it is not known what all took place. The house is said to be haunted and is located off of HWY 601 in north carolina.
by legendofzink December 14, 2009
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Jack baker

Such a cunt, he should go jump off a bridge and he is such a selfless stupid cunt that should never be loved or cared for

The end.
by MR ARANGATANG December 20, 2018
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ho jacking

The ancient art of successfully stealing a girl from another guy and attaining the attention of a girl at a club, bar, dance, etc.
Oh dude! This loser is about to lose his girl in a dance-by ho jacking!
by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007
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Jacked McDieselton

someone who is totally jacked up aka pumped up aka cock diesel.
WHAT'S UP, JACKED MCDIESELTON??? look at your chiseled abs, pecs, arms and buttocks!
by edward troxler March 27, 2003
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5 jack

A brutal blow consisting of 5 knuckles generally to the jaw region named after "blck Jack Johnson," a black boxing champion from NYC.
Jamal served up a swift 5 jack to shawntiqua's jaw after she told him she was pregnant
by Doobtronix October 11, 2006
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