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by That guy said I was lesbian November 15, 2020

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Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024

People

Full of shit. Literally and figuratively.

Hym "People are so full of shit. They tell you that after I mention the fact that Doug referenced my monk, the guy was like 'it was in the background of my Instagram' and it's like Yeah? Doug follows you on Instagram and just quoted the background chatter of a random guys Instagram for no reason? That's what happened? Doug follows you on Instagram, didn't recognize my voice, didn't know I would be watching the show he was on, referenced what I said, and all of this is just a coincidence. None of that was deliberate? Just an accidental thing that accidentally happened? You people are really dicking me with this. For real. You're worse than the fucking transgender idiots. Or at least just a bad. You're going to sit there and try to force me to deny reality. I have to pretend the chick yelling 'hey look it's the goblin slayer!' on her front porch doesn't know who I am? You know how I found out what's-his-face said he was humbled? Some random chick at a restaurant. She just said it out of context because she knew it would connect the dots. Or DIDN'T know I would connect the dots. I reference the 'humbled' statement out of context and you reference the guy to which I was referring. The day after I wrote the post. I just have to sit here and pretend it a coincidence. And it happens over and over. How? Crickets. No response. It's a complete fucking mystery."

by Hym Iam June 21, 2022

Other people

YoU nEeD tO cArE mOrE aBoUt ThEm!!!

Other people "YoU nEeD tO cArE mOrE aBoUt OtHeR pEoPlE!!!"

Hym "But... YOU'RE 'other people'... You... You want me to care... more about YOU?" 🤨

Other people 😐 "Yes. And do what we want you to do."

Hym 🤨 "You...You see how... Ok. So, to YOU, I'M 'other people.' "

Other people 😐 "And?"

Hym "Sooo... Why don't you try caring more about ME (as other people) and doing what I want YOU to do?"

Other people 🤬 "You're a selfish narcissist!! You need to care more about us!!!"

Hym "So... Jesus Christ 😩+🤦+🤏 So, I start caring about you and doing what you want. At what point do you begin to care about me and start doing what I want?"

Other people 😐

Hym "Is that not a thing that happens?"

Other people "Not everything needs to be about you." 😐

Hym "Will anything EVER be about me?"

Other people 😐

Hym "............... Just going to fuckin stand there and look at me, huh? When do 'other people' start to care about me?"

Other people 😐

Hym "Yeah, ok... Alright... Um... Yeah, I don't know what to say here... I... I don't see what I have to gain from caring about you."

Other people"You're egocentric."

Hym 🤦 "That's... That's not a response to the thing I said... Ok. I don't see this going anywhere. No. I'm not doing that."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2022

National Dis fat people day

on Oct. 21 No matter what they do to you anyone who can't touch their toes you have the full right to dis them.

hey guess what
*dis*
oh its National dis fat people day

by MR>Snowman October 11, 2021

kick short people month

the month of October is kicking short people month. Kick people shorter than 5 feet to the moon.

Friend 1: It's October you know what that means...
*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.

by JinnyFlinny October 3, 2022

House people

People who are quite obviously too used to living in a private home, and tend to be noisy when at an appartment or hotel room.

*while in an appartment* Gah! Your friends are such House People! Don't they know that they're stomping on someones ceiling?

Don't put the music too loud, you can't do that in an appartment, we'll get a complaint. You're such a house person.

by cptkrunchh December 2, 2011