Jewish Friend

My Jewish friend has always treated me as kindly as my own mom.

My Jewish friend is unique . My Jewish friend rarely gossips. Has a "light" yet caring attitude and is fair almost all of the time.

by Chrystal Cooper January 25, 2022

Church friend

Friends people claim to be from church but are actually from something more suspicious. Such as an orgy, sex cult, or dog fighting ring.

I was hanging out with my "church friends" yesterday. I felt things I haven't in a long while ;)

by Gamer34 April 17, 2022

Duck friend

1. A duck that you consider as your friend
2. When you want to write fuck friend but you write duck friend because f is right next to d. The opposite can also be true

This is my duck friend ➡ 🦆

by WeAre300_kids May 14, 2022

L friend

Someone who is a bitch ass snake

Nayely is a L friend

by Poopyhead69 September 15, 2022

my friend Cesar Torres

A popular joke within The Mandela Catalogue fandom

its just my friend Cesar Torres

"I feel like Cesar would be my freind, My friend Cesar Torres"- somebody on twitter I forgot who

by BerryJamz October 4, 2022

crypto friend

The friend who got you in to crypto, who, even if you now have a lot of crypto, he has what feels like exponentially more than you, and you follow his every advice.

My crypto friend AND his crypto friend got out of Ethereum this past week. For good. So I'm entirely over in bitcoin now with a few buckets like Cardano and Filecoin.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher March 21, 2023

Therapist Friend

A person (mainly teenagers) who is the “Therapist” of the friend group that they are in. Most therapist friends end up being assigned that role unwillingly after one to many vents being told and their response being help. Sadly, most therapist friends suffer with their mental health but have no one to go to because they are the person people go to.

Sometimes, Therapist friends want to say no when you ask to vent, but they’ll feel bad if they do so they say yes.

ALWAYS.ASK.TO.VENT

“Wow, why does Kai seem so stressed?”
“They’re the Therapist Friend of the group and everyone keeps loading their problems onto them.”
“I never want to be the Therapist Friend.”

by funkyfrogbait August 8, 2023