Chookineering

To do a job in the most dodgy way possibly known to mankind.

Did you see old mate the sparky Chookineering that wiring, I wouldn't be surprised if he lit up like a Christmas Tree before he has finished.

I chookineered the new turbo on the Mazda, only ended up with 8 stitches.

by DodgyBros January 12, 2023

Cockingly

Cockingly: Noun; From Cock + ing + gly; Origin: 2023; Definition: Attribute exhibited by anyone that is over-confident; Example: John walked cocklingly into the bar like he owned it after having found out he won the lottery.

At work, Arrieta told Letisha that John had "big d* energy". Letisha then reprimanded Arrieta because the proper language at work was "cockingly", like in "John walked cockingly into the board room, and NOT like he had big d* energy".

by John Sinnah January 16, 2023

Cockinous Giganticous

When your partner in sex is a wizard so they can use this spell to expand their penis.

Woman: Harry! show me your cock!
Harry: ok just gimme a second
Also Harry: Cockinous Giganticous
Woman: Oh my! please do me daddy

by ProHydro February 24, 2023

Cocking

When a large breasted man sticks his fully erect, diseased penis into a trumpet

Did you see.Lane cocking that trumpet?

by anonymous March 1, 2023

Choking

The experience that Duke basketball fans go through during the month of March

What the fuck Duke is choking in the tournament for the 7th year in a row.

by DUKEYSUCK March 18, 2023

cookie

Delicious

Cookies are yummy

by tastychilde March 27, 2023

cookie basket

Similar to when a girl is reverse cowgirl however she’s in the position of a cannon ball by holding her ankles. So therefore she is getting her cookie basket stuffed.

Jessica didn’t look too flexible but she could still get into the cookie basket.

by DanielleWhittier April 29, 2023