Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.

1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."

by phroot February 3, 2014

cap'n root beer

Root beer spiked with about 2 ounces of Captain Morgan that you drank when you were 11 with 3 friends at a fire you started with their moms Zippo in the woods

Let's go make some cap'n root beer in the shed

by add me on snap @Sawyer.Ritchie May 12, 2018

Beer

The urine of the gods. The daily sustenance of the people of Germany. Liquid gold to the homeless population.

Give me beer or give me death.

by Sodalicious May 20, 2017

Beer waster

Someone who wastes beer and acts like they can hang either a lightskin if a Mexican nigga

The beer wasters are back at it again

by Anal messiah June 28, 2024

beer

the greatest thing in the ever

it can get you drunk or help you with your homework

approved by parents all over the world

Person 1: Hey, want some BEER?"

Person 2: "Yes, I was hoping to finish my homework!"

by verycewlperson November 17, 2022

Beer

The best drink ever made. I'll admit, I may love it a little too much

I, Sanae Katagiri, drank so much beer last night that my boss at work was worried about me

by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022

Beer Wasted

a way to describe one who is intoxicated by beer.

Girl 1: "YOURE MY BEST FRIEND I LOVE YOU"
Girl 2: 'OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Sinister Cousin: "How lame theyre doing the iloveyou thing, they're so beer wasted"

by JosethebombCuervo October 27, 2010