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You Mad Bro

A short form in saying a swear or making someone mad by speaking this comeback.
Bob: Damn I can't shoot a basketballl today.

Liam: You Mad Bro?

Bob: F%@$* YOU!
by lemonlogan August 6, 2011
mugGet the You Mad Bromug.

Trust me bro

Do not trust me. I’m basically gonna screw up and ruin anything and everything I say or do, but I’m putting on a reassuring face so you’re shocked by the magnitude of fuck up I’m about to commit.
You - “Hey man did you finish the take home quiz?”
Bro - “Yeah bro here! I got you, fam!”
You - “You got all the answers? I need to pass this, or I’ll fail out.”
Bro - “Yeah don’t worry! Trust me bro.”
by Banglatiger September 2, 2022
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Bro tip #80

Brody foxx: "Bro tip #80, suicide is never the answer."
by Le-Epic-Troll August 20, 2020
mugGet the Bro tip #80mug.

Nor Cal Bro

A male, usually between the ages of 17-30 that lives in northern California and participates in one or more of the following:
-Having tattoos of their last name on chest and/or back.
-Having tattoos of general things that most people realize and don't feel the need to put on their body.
-Wanting to fight everyone.
-Driving a lifted truck or Subaru STI.
-Coolness= saying shit that doesn't matter and having no credibility.
-Having a job in the trades and bitching about it every day so you sound like you know a lot about something.
-Owns a pair of WHITE OAKLEY GASCANS OOO YEEEAHH!
Person 1: "Did you meet your new gf's brother yet?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was a total Nor Cal Bro though."
Person 1: "How so?"
Person 2: "When I asked for a beer he said he needed to 'snatch the 30 rack out of his truck' and he'd be right back. Then he got in a fight with their neighbor and went dirt biking instead."
by sqweewee July 30, 2010
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bro fo sho

when you love when of your friends so much that he will definatly be your brother forever. the fo sho is just something ghetto and ryhmes with bro
dude me and jake just robbed a house and killed a senior citizen. he is my bro fo sho
by xDJ SKiZZx July 29, 2009
mugGet the bro fo shomug.

bro's before hoe's

what you say when a guy ditches his guy-friends for his girl
if a guy is spending all his time with his girlfriend and not hanging with the dudes anymore because he's always with his girl. The dudes want the guy to put his bro's (the dudes) higher in priority than the girl (the hoe) because they were tight first

similar to sisters before mister's - what the girls say
1.

Tom: oh sorry i can't go boarding with you and Joe and AJ tomorrow, im chilling with sally
Dan: Bro's before hoe's, man!!
2.
dan: Hey tom over here! we got smokes!!
Tom: nah, sally doesn't like it when i smoke
AJ: Dude, bro's before hoes!!
by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010
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Smash Bros Minion

Can be defined as a player controlled character who assists in damage dealing but never wins. They usually lack poor finishing skills, but excel at evading. It's very common that they'll finish second place, but will have no kills. Key characters that make incredible minions are Kirby, Link and Donkey Kong. Kirby's floating skills make for excellent evasion techniques and will usually float over people and drop a brick on them just when they're about to finish an opponent near the ledge. Link being the most retarded character will always have his boomerang flying everywhere whilst summoning an endless stream of bombs from his incredibly large repository in his cape. It's important to note that Link is a very easy minion to kill as his stage re-entering abilities are next to nil. The last, and by far most rattling minion is Donkey Kong. While this character lacks evasion skills and fast smashes, he makes up for it with his suicide wind up punch and his scream inducing ability to pick up fellow players and walk off the ledge with them. The best way to combat a minion is to either fight back with the same characters, or choose a character with lightning fast movements. The best choices seem to be Fox with his rattling laser gun, or Kirby with his infuriating A+Down moves.
Sean and Curtis were having an epic fight until a Smash Bros Minion came in and ruined it by carelessly throwing a boomerang and 18 bombs in their general direction.
by Darkfire911 January 24, 2010
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