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Bang

(1:) The sound of a gun; used in comics or real life
(2:) How an explosion or gunfire sounds in comics.
(3:) Sexual intercourse
(1:) The loud bang meant someone was being shot.
(2:) In the comic, the noisy bang meant that the criminal was shooting at the hero.
(3:) The pervert likes to bang hookers in the local strip club.
by Ultraf0xDictionary June 7, 2014
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bang and block

When you want to get laid by a Facebook acquaintance. You bang them and then block them so you never have to hear from them again.
Dude... Shelby was so hot but also annoying. I'll just to a fuckin bang and block!
by Sgt. Slick November 16, 2015
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Stop banging the bartender

Meaning: take this (more) serious.
A: It’s just a Spanish exam I won’t need Spanish after this year anyway.
B: Stop banging the bartender
by Tuesjay November 22, 2022
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Bang daddy

Gay
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Auo my bang daddy was amazing in bed yesterfay
by TommyJoe14 November 5, 2021
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banging toolbox

To have a banging toolbox means to have the most premo tools for the job. This shows a worker with a true passion for what they do over someone who works because they have to.
She has a banging toolbox, so I hired her.
by Greenchick August 31, 2023
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The Big Bang (AKA the sizzler)

When you view the forbidden porn sites and attain the knowledge of nuclear nutting. After about ten minutes of yanking, The nut will build and build and build until it reaches critical mass at which point, it is too late to take cover.

If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.

so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
John: "I've got some bad news: Peter is dead. He attempted The Big Bang (AKA the Sizzler)

Winston: "What happened?"

John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."

Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"

John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
by I h8 nes August 15, 2025
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bam-bang-whacking

Crazy, hectic, chaotic... so mindbogglingly stressful you start making up ridiculous words.
My life is bam-bang-whacking with all these hospital visits, crying babies, and family shenanigans I'm going insane!
by The Sick Man... May 29, 2011
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