Americans

Fat, lazy, shitheads who get everything they want, including diabetes.

Those Americans stole my mothers oil, then he raped her because she stole his McDonalds.

by Bbccuminmedaddynigger December 9, 2023

spaghetti American

Noun: derogatory: an Italian-American

Damn spaghetti Americans busted up my shop again

by Dingus McDumbass June 25, 2024

American cocktail

Where a guy nuts in a cup for either a guy or a girl to drink out of

Daddy can you make me an American cocktail

by Trump is a Fagget June 15, 2018

American Pieing

The act of having sexual intercourse with a pie, followed by being caught by your father who may or may not be Eugene Levy

“I was American Pieing on the weekend, It was very messy”

“What circular fruit or meat filled pastry is best fit for American Pieing”

by Itzbailz November 16, 2024

American Hijab

When you leave skid marks on someone's head.

I smashed that hot new intern and left her with an American Hijab, GOD BLESS THE USA YEE YEE!

by M.A.RIII June 14, 2025

american bidet

Getting a dog to lick ones butthole after going number two.

My colleague Josh trained his labrador to give him an American bidet--- god damn, you should see how happy the dog is afterwards.

by Khalfani Lisimba April 19, 2018

American Idiot

The last good Green Day album, then afterwards they stooped to pop punk. If you want to listen to Green Day a proper punk band, then listen to Kerplunk, Dookie, Insomniac and Nimrod.

Green Day went downhill after American Idiot was released.

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2022