Pickle eating liar

Someone who eats pickles but say they hate pickles has the same feel as liar liar pants on fire. This term can be used for someone who lies for little thing

You said it was 6!! Its 5:59 you pickle eating liar

by The pickle eater December 19, 2022

Eat my ass

pranksanonymous dot com

An edible chocolate anus

I am so hungry so I just wanna eat my ass

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

Niggas gotta eat

Comparing a sexual urge to the importance of eating to stay alive.

“bro I tapped old mate on Tuesday, I shouldn’t have but ‘niggas gotta eat’

by Pablo1221 January 20, 2022

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Mute Eating

Trying to eat something without making too much noise by chewing slower. Usually used to avoid waking someone up or to not break the silence around you.

Lucy: *Asleep with her head resting on John's shoulder*
John: *Picks up a taco from his left and bites into it*
Lucy: *Wakes up* Shhh i'm trying to sleep...
John: *Takes another bite but does it softly and chews slowly to create less noise*
Lucy: You're terrible at Mute Eating.

by BlueNipple November 9, 2013

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024

eats more than caes

When something is so good, it eats so if something eats more than caeso (a YouTuber) then it eats a lot.

Eg. Wow your oufit eats more than caeso.

by Lululemon girl January 14, 2025