Banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

You can always hear when it's a banana you are talking with, you just have to say "We are not robots. We are not slaves. We are banana nation" and if they say it with you, you know it's a banana

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the next Hitler?

Guy 1: *kills himself*

Guy 2: Banana.

by Psycho banana🍌 February 18, 2017

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

Banana

A berry

Random guy on UD:a banana is afruit dumbass

Me:….. it’s a berry

by Piepiepiepiepiecake January 23, 2022

banana sploat

A banana split and banana float together.

Yo it’s so hot out ima go get a banana sploat.

by Blahkaka December 23, 2018

further bananas

When an event that was already bananas is considered normal, then worsens.

As the event is already bananas, it cannot be considered bananas. It is further bananas.

When the midget showed up in in R Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet", shit became further bananas.

by rp0 April 18, 2017

The Dirty Banana Split

Where the guy deep throats your dildo while you put cherries up his ass and fuck him with a frozen banana. Later he will take a shit seeing the cherries and banana.

He saw the after math in the toilet from the dirty banana split.

by dixandducks3151 June 22, 2021

Banana Slap

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s ass and tailbone and proceeds to slap his penis in his own cum.

Yo I bent that bitch over did her doggy style and once I was done I was banana slapping dat ass.

by JustinCredible H May 10, 2020