Potato

Noun
A person who spends all time inside watching YouTube while being an ambivert.
They have a weird ass sense of humour and they don't have sleep paralysis.
And they have a diet of fried chicken only while being skinny af.

"*insert name*is such a potato"

by Catoil May 14, 2022

couch potato

a lazy human that is stubborn and doesn’t want to do anything; lazy

See that bitch over there, she’s a couch potato

by glendasweeney November 27, 2019

Potato

The greatest thing in the entire world

Potato is the way of life if you disagree the potato god will murder you

by Trueest Potato God December 9, 2022

Potato

A friend and an idiot

You: you're a potato
Bestie: don't call me an idiot!

by R1V3R December 3, 2021

Potato

Something of extreme power. It will never be understood. It has been around since the beginning of time, if not longer. Anyone who attempts to wield it dies immediately.

Dang that potato is powerful

by buhlokaye December 4, 2023

sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

by Halidad January 28, 2017

Potato

Bad player(s) in a video game. Typically a first person shooter. There will be no further explanation.

Their entire team is filled with potatoes

This kid is a potato at this game

I swear if this potato camps in the corner again I'm going to fucking lose it!

by Thatoldguydownthestreet March 18, 2017