Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.
Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.
by Puntmuffer October 04, 2017
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potato shed

During the covid-19 pandemic, cruising houses on Zillow while stuck at home became a national pastime. Enter, Zillow Gone Wild. This Instagram account rocketed to popularity in 2020 for its snarky yet accurate descriptions of unusual real estate listings. A particularly opulent Dover, MA listing included, among other excesses, a fully stocked potato shed. It sold in 2021 for an eye-popping $13,250,000. Subsequent Zillow Gone Wild posts frequently reference "no potato shed" in their intros, meaning that it's great but there's still room for extra bling.
On today’s episode of You Never Know What’s Going On Inside A Home, Part 39.

🚨🚨🚨Listing outlink
$1,450,000
New Berlin, WI
6 bd, 7 ba
6,254 sq ft
17.49 acres
Plenty of room for a potato shed.
by Fryer Cluck September 25, 2023
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potato place

A place where potatoes are typically put; most often the mouth of a Irish girl or woman.
Shut your potato place or I will make you a real Irish Beauty!
by kmaddesa May 08, 2014
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Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.
Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.
by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022
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Potato Hour

What type of porn do you watch during potato hour?
by TrankMeme82x (Chase) May 20, 2018
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A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.
Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.
by FedUpLineCook August 23, 2019
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potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy
why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!
by threeperiods August 10, 2023
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