An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.
Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.
Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.
by Seabass101 May 20, 2019
Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.
by Jewboy68 March 12, 2014
When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.
by Selaphiel December 24, 2018
Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?
Asshole-Or what?
by Solid Mantis June 22, 2018
by Stankman February 24, 2020
person 1: did you hear that sophie potter didn't get into the golden top 20
person 2: Yea man that was rough but golden top 20 is the elite. can't just get a slot like that
person 2: Yea man that was rough but golden top 20 is the elite. can't just get a slot like that
by Verbal randoms March 09, 2020
Top Kek means the same as the Christian equivalent Praise God/Yahweh or the Muslim one Allah Ackbar. So in that sense it means; Kek is Great, Praise our lord Kek and etc. Instead of saying all that people say topkek because it's shorter and more impact
Top kek can mean many things, while the opposite is true for the Islamic Religion, their deity has a vast array of name, such as Allah (Moon God).
It is important for the Covenant of Kek to continue to use top kek wherever and whenever, so that heretics may realise their wrongdoings and convert.
Top kek can mean many things, while the opposite is true for the Islamic Religion, their deity has a vast array of name, such as Allah (Moon God).
It is important for the Covenant of Kek to continue to use top kek wherever and whenever, so that heretics may realise their wrongdoings and convert.
It seems as the meme has revived an ancient forgotten god, thanks our prophet Pepe we we see the truth, Top Kek
by Elixz February 08, 2017