Jake allison

A fat, bigfoot looking chode who has tits the size of watermelons

Me: Hey Jake why are your only friends underclassmen?
Jake Allison: Well because I have Moobs.

by The Steel Beam March 25, 2019

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Jaking

To attempt to repair something and break it further.

I asked someone to fix my sink but they are jaking it.

by Meangirl667 November 16, 2022

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Jaking It

To engage in idle contemplation while others observe, often leading to excessive self-doubt and repeating the cycle.

Your turn is taking forever. Stop Jaking it and get on with it already.

Jake's Jaking it again.

by Koochman April 14, 2025

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The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.

P1: "I tried to touch Jake's butthole and lost 2 fingers.."
P2: "Try again"

by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025

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