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Top rack apples

"Josh thinks he's all that."
"Yeah he reckons he's top rack apples but I'd thomp him"
by anonymous July 14, 2023
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Top-shelving

When you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.
His lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.
by hilarioyo January 21, 2016
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dung beetle on top of the poop

An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.
The project was already a mess, and his lazy attitude was the dung beetle on top of the poop.
by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025
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Top Urgent

Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
Email subject line by Karen -

TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024
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Copper top

Sexual term for when a woman eats your ass, and you poop in her mouth before she gives you a BJ, leaving the tip of your penis a copper color.
Dude, I hooked up with this girl last night that was so freaky, we did a copper top.
by Huge hammer69 April 10, 2021
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Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
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white top

a toyota fj cruiser due to the fact that they all have white roofs
we saw a jacked up white top with a brush guard and snorkel
by pump silvas October 2, 2009
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