Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by integrandpiano December 1, 2023

Power

the capacity or ability to direct or influence the behaviour of others or the course of events:

in german ;'Macht

the power of german president was overwhelming

by Lillian Hauchlaz December 4, 2023

power turd

A turd that exits with such force it sticks to the back of the toilet bowl

Natalie: Why is there a piece of shit stuck to the back of the toilet ?

Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.

Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !

Bill: It was a real power turd.

by cutthecards December 6, 2023

Power Brocked

To be utterly doomed and hopeless. Most often used In small circles of the gaming world.

Oh no ! That guy just got a sniper. It’s power brocked !

by Brockedom September 3, 2023

The power of friendship

Plot armor.

They used the power of friendship to win against the big bad

by lonely im so lonelyyyy September 18, 2023

shit of power

shit of power is when you shit so much your toilet clogs

i just shit of powered my toilet

by the faace of 1 October 2, 2023

power stroke

The final keystroke of a co-worker’s composition indicating that the arduous task is now complete. The power stroke is always louder and more aggressive than the preceding keystrokes.

I can tell when Joe is ready for lunch by his power stroke and paper shuffling.

by Sol Saks July 5, 2023