Alabama Spring Roll

When you shove at least 11 carrots up a woman’s asshole and then eat them all out of her ass.

Hey, have you and your wife tried an Alabama Spring Roll yet?

by Sir Master Bates of Ireland February 3, 2019

Stephen’s sausage roll

An obscure puzzle game that is considered on of the greatest puzzle games ever made, and I can agree. Not even kidding.

Trust me though, if you play it, go in as blind as possible.

The greatest game I have ever played is (don’t laugh) Stephen’s Sausage Roll.

by TheCornhole24 May 11, 2022

Like Egg Roll

Something tagged at the end of a serious sentence to make it funny. It was originated from complete boredom and a night of Chinese food leftovers. And the need to have an escape route for something serious. Usually said in a mimicked Chinese accent, hence the no an in between like and egg.

Guy: I want to stay with you forever.
Girl: O.0.....Like egg roll!

Girl2: Me love you long time.
Guy2: Like egg roll

Guy3: It went on forever, like egg roll
Girl3: LOL! Oh your SOO funny!!!!!!"

by partytime23 January 23, 2011

spicy butt roll

When some one is a naked plate of sushi on your birthday, and they place a spicy tuna roll in their butt crack. Upon eating you feel entitled to ask people for anything you want.

Bro, for my birthday she gave me a spicy butt roll

by lawlshawk May 15, 2020

Dusty Tootsie Roll

When you cover your partners chest in baby powder and then defecate into the powder. The result is a piece of feces covered in baby powder. A Dusty Tootsie Roll.

I saw a video where Paris Hilton got a dusty Tootsie Roll.

by Dr. McDoctorson June 5, 2015

Fart Roll-up

When a woman farts, and it rolls up into her vaginal cavitity.

She felt awkward because her fart roll-up tickled as it went it.

by Jostalin91 April 12, 2022

parker house roll

You are making a parker house roll and you cum into the dough and don't tell anyone else except for your grandmother. You then serve the roll at Thanksgiving dinner.

My grandmother used to make parker house rolls.

Honey, why do the parker house rolls taste funny?

by Jacob Nicaragua February 2, 2016