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everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.
by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021
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June Punch

When you punch someone in the back of the head for acting like a jackass in the strip club
If you don't stop talking to me like that I'm going to June Punch you so hard.
by Reddfawkes99 April 15, 2019
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millennium falcon punch

A move where you drive the millennium falcon into something
See that! I just won a game of Star Wars Battlefront with my millennium falcon punch skills!
by lolmaster444 March 16, 2020
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Punch day

Everyone has to punch a boy on 28th of February otherwise they get to say something they hate about you.
Fiona: It’s national punch day
Olivia: Oh yea. Let’s go punch a boy before they say something they hate about you!
by Tiktoktrends123 February 23, 2021
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Velvet Punch

A term used to describe a betrayal by someone or something considered to be virtuous and then is shown to be the opposite. It leads to a feeling of great unease by a soft movement, like a punch from a velvet boxing glove
“I was watching this comedy and all of a sudden it became serious. It was a real velvet punch”
by Hugh Wards May 17, 2020
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Five Finger Death Punch

When you put four fingers in a woman’s pussy and your thumb up her ass.
I sent her straight to nirvana with that five finger death punch.
by PicPickle June 25, 2022
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five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death
bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do
by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021
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