by J Brams February 5, 2023
Get the Crumble Pornmug. A person who not only has regular porn movies in their collection, but also the 'super deluxe 5 disc collection'Of "Super Cum-Shots"
Karl not only has the "Best of Loads" in his porn collection, but he just got "The Best of Cum-Shots" 5-disc box set. What a fuckin' PORN JUNKIE!
by Yougoddamnsonofabitch April 8, 2023
Get the porn junkiemug. If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
by BigMayMay August 4, 2024
Get the Scrambled Pornmug. by May1005 October 30, 2022
Get the Porn Hubmug. by Bad C dev November 4, 2024
Get the porn bookmarkmug. Bolter Porn is a Fan-made term by the Warhammer Fan Community. It is used as a term in regards to Warhammer fiction whenever an author spends half the page talking about how a Bolter, Space Marine, Lasgun, or some other Person or Weapon is extremely efficient at mulching absurd amounts of things to a point that it is no longer a cool description, but rather simply exists to feed the idea that something or someone is super powerful
"It was so cool how Titus killed 100 orks by himself"
Someone else: "I don't know. I'm tired of people overusing Bolter Porn in things, It just gets so overused.*
Someone else: "I don't know. I'm tired of people overusing Bolter Porn in things, It just gets so overused.*
by PathOwOgen May 24, 2024
Get the Bolter Pornmug. 