poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023

scooby-poo

a mysterious poop, a poop that has an unknown owner; a poop that is in the shape of a question mark

Josh: "Holy shit! Who left a huge fucking scooby-poo in the toilet?"

by supersayings October 6, 2022

Deja Poo

The term for when you’re back on your bullshit.

Rebecca’s going back to James just for the D - talk about Deja Poo.

by CameronBri October 24, 2017

homing poo

When you close to home and you need a shit

Can we go home now I got a homing poo brewing

by jon2522 April 13, 2016

Poo

When someone need to go to the potty

I need to do a poo

by Poooooopands June 3, 2020

Domino poo poo

(In the theme of the dominoes advert - Dominos hoo hoo)

I’ve just had a Dominos poo poo - When your poo smells like last nights Dominoes pizza

Blimey, I’ve just had a poo and it smells like last nights Dominoes pizza. I’ve had a Domino poo poo

by Vic BW June 26, 2025

patrisha poo

a big uwu sempai chan of sexxy bitches

pussyly patrisha poo

by big gay icecream November 8, 2020