Person A: Couldn't get you a coke, didn't have the money
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop
Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop
Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.
by wordcatcher45 June 12, 2012
Get the fair pigsmug. Guy 1: dude what did you have for breakfast today?
Guy 2: I had pigs in blankets, they were so good!
Guy 2: I had pigs in blankets, they were so good!
by Jkl66710 October 16, 2017
Get the Pigs in blanketsmug. When you push your fingers against another person’s toes “piggies” in a playful and flirty manner. It’s like a foot massage, but better.
by Kiyakat July 1, 2020
Get the pig pushmug. by The.know.it.all November 19, 2020
Get the Ditch Pigmug. Pigs in a blanket is a variety of different sausage-based foods in the United Kingdom, United States, Denmark, Republic of Ireland, Germany, Belgium, Russia, Canada, and Japan. The sausage center varies depending on geographic location and no Ethan they're not called puffy dogs Ethan.
by Stronghold11 May 25, 2019
Get the Pigs in a blanketmug. a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
Get the pigs don't flymug. by That takes the cake 🍰 February 28, 2019
Get the Pigsmug.