Tom

a perverted male who like to spend alone time with his dogs (usualy called marley) he has sex with his pets all day often beggin for noddy and using peanut butter as bait.

tom only comes out if marley is too sick to give head.

its the dog shagger tom again

by Bigbussy124 March 13, 2022

Tom and jerry

the most flexible material in the world

teacher: ok class the most flexible material is graphene
tom and jerry: tom and jerry squared

by SHINOBI EXE March 22, 2020

Tom O'Donnell

Complaining about the food and/or service during a lunch out to recoup the cost of a meal

He pulled a Tom O'Donnell there at lunch

by AliP07 August 27, 2018

Tom Boner

When you jerk of to @cstoner0 (discord), aka tom.stoner, 's voice.

I had a Tom Boner so I fapped all night long.

by Je'mappelle Lizzy February 17, 2025

Tom Ballard

Nonce (lurs kids in with his huge head)

Careful son that's Tom Ballard

by Rastaclart 897 November 22, 2019

Tom

Its mean your dumb.

Bully: Hello, Tom!

Me: no u

by memer time January 22, 2020

Tomato Tom

The most famous tomato of all time. It is said he was on a space mission.

Ziggy: Do you remember Tomato Tom?
David: The one who was floating around his tin can?
Ziggy: Yes. He was floating in a most peculiar way.

by Love-fi December 9, 2025