Deez nuts

Deez nuts

Deez nuts in your f**king asshole mouth

by Fatdicky July 1, 2022

nut snorkeler

When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.

Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."

by mario saves lives August 8, 2022

deez nuts

A meme/joke to pull on your friends which consistists of someone doing an action with your balls.

Person 1: Btw, what's your favourite pokemon? Mines is Gulpin.
Person 2: Gulpin?
Person 1: Gulpin deez nuts!

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022

deez nuts

deez nuts is basically just talking about someones nuts, and oftens talks about them in your mom.

Kole: what are you doing right now ?

Jason: deez nuts.

by Charles Boba October 31, 2022

Universal Nut

When you nut so hard you see stars exploding and galaxies form.

Mike gettin head from Jessica
Mike: I'm about to nut
Jessica: Unintelligible
Mike: *lets out an animalistic noise that sounds faintly human and nuts so hard he can see the big bang*
Guess you could say he had a universal nut

by RickGrime$ November 8, 2022

Rusty nuts

Rusty Nuts- When your doing her from behind and she starts her period.

Kevin was hammering Mary from behind and she started her period. Now he has rusty nuts.

by Pat Makrotch April 21, 2022

Love nut

A male orgasm achieved by saying I love you before ejaculating.

Oh my god! It was so sweet when said he said I love you before he ejaculated in side of me. Last night Jon Love nutted in me.

by Mpegpagie May 1, 2022