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Cookie Monster

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster
by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025
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cookie

a yoommy snack
Bob: Can I have cookie please?
Jack: Yes of course *gives cookie*
Bob: thanks man
by ILikeCookiesLOL August 15, 2021
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Slut Cookie

Lofthouse Sugar Cookies.

The soft cookies most commonly seen at the grocery store with pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles.
Sarah really enjoys Slut Cookies.
by DillPickle_ May 27, 2024
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crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.
"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
by LizardInACan April 12, 2022
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toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water
"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job
by u shit fuck January 4, 2012
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Cookie

Lol just added this for no reason
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Also cookie is a food and yummy
by Follow @kyatheperson on instag November 21, 2018
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