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Bum bun

Did you see that dog drop a bum bun on my lawn?
by Hoddess5024 August 31, 2022
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Bum

"Bum":

A colloquial term used to depict an individual who consistently demonstrates a lack of skill or proficiency in various areas. This term often denotes someone who falls short in their abilities, whether in specific tasks, sports, or general competencies. It characterizes a person as unskilled, inexperienced, or unreliable in performing certain activities or tasks, conveying a sense of inadequacy or inefficiency in their pursuits.
"Joe is a bum, particularly a stinky one; I can smell him from across the classroom."
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023
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bum with a heart of gold

A person who continuously has large aspirations for themselves. However, they repeatedly fail to meet these goals due to their laziness and poor quality of life.
Dennis: Bailey told me he was holding out for a management position. Too bad he screwed up and did meth on the job the other day. That will probably hurt his chances.

Randy: Yeah. What are you gonna do? He’s just a bum with a heart of gold!
by Kabildis Kabernus July 21, 2022
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Tech Bum

1) A homeless man who rides from town to town on freight trains and fixes computers.

2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
1) I lost everything when my hard drive crashed, but a tech bum showed up in town this week and now I have all my data back!

2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
by SoloThinkTank April 15, 2011
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BUlgarian bum wash

A wet rimjob by an old Bulgarian man
Hey guys last night I just got a Bulgarian bum wash
by Jackparker January 7, 2019
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Bum swiped

A large animals use of their rear end to push a person out of the way.
Also is a technique used by dogs during play
My pony just bum swiped me when not wanting to get his rug on
by Low-fat milk April 13, 2018
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bumming booses

Bumming booses is putting pretzel sticks up each others urethra. It hurts like hell.
Friend 1: Bumming booses is a hard thing to do with a small penis.
Friend 2: What the heck, man, I thought all men were created equal! I have a huge urethra!
by The_Real_Boi May 29, 2018
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