Thigh Job

The act of licking one’s thigh for a sexual sensation. Builds tension and often leads to a pre-oral sex. A fire in the loins. Involves the tongue caressing the inner thigh and working up towards the testes and or gooch.

“Bro I heard you got your first thigh job yesterday.” “Yea man, it was great. I got head too right after.”

by BigHossNick May 20, 2019

Yob job

Where a guy has the girl push her boobs together while he fucks her cleavage.

I wish Soleil Moonfry never would have gotten that breast reduction because she would have made a great yob job.

by Z muhney October 16, 2007

hand job

(n) a derogatory word that can be substituted for any other derogatory word.

synonyms: asshole, douchebag, faggot, tool, dumbass...etc.

-"hey, look at that dude trying to pick up the chick over there."

-"wow, what a hand job."

by Na + H20 -> H2 + NaOH February 4, 2010

flow job

The act of getting your teeth flossed while simultaneously getting a blow job.

My dentist was so impressed with my last check up. When asked what I had been doing differently, I explained to him that my girlfriend and her sister were generously giving me flow jobs on a daily basis....goodbye gingivitis!!!!!!

by Cootsie June 13, 2007

corn job

The act of performing fellatio on a dump as it is leaving the rectum. Best performed on a man when he is laying on his back and passing the turd with his legs pulled over his head.

You know, I think Sarah really digs me. For instance, after we went out for Mexican the other night, she totally gave me a corn job. Made her come, no less.

by Herr Stehpinkler March 10, 2005

Beer Job

when a human of the female gender chugs as many beers as she can before barfing and just fills her mouth with one last beer and procedes in normal blowjob procedure with her mouth full of beer, when the blow job has sucked all the beer out of her mouth she refreshes herself with one last mouth full of beer as the male procedes to ejaculate into the beer filled mouth, once the semen is mixed with the beer, the woman turns on hard rock, head bangs to shake up the beer/semen mixture and then pours it into a cup and the couple shares a creamy beer shake.

Tank-top tan Nascar fans having sex.

by Animal Chin April 17, 2004

slut job

This derogatory term is used to put down an inferior by refferencing them to the nasty things that sluts do. Similar word is, Whore bag.

Tom is a slut job.

Because Neovile is bad at a game and is owned by Flob, he is reffered to a slut job.

by Jamey Bunting June 3, 2006