pedal monkey

A person used to do mindless tasks like japanese child laborers. Someone capable of doing the stupidest taskes

person 1: This is so boring, get somebody else to do this
person 2: hold on il get a pedal monkey

by nah sahsen May 29, 2009

Monkey Junkie

Someone who revels in the music of the 100 Monkeys.

I listen to 100 Monkeys constantly; I am such a monkey junkie.

by the fangirl January 23, 2011

monkey fodder

A large pile of feces that a group of eight or more monkeys have taken part in creating.

Person 1:"ahh man I just stepped in a large pile of monkey dung."

Person 2:"don't you mean monkey fodder?"

by kulelime January 14, 2011

Monkey Slinging

Monkey Slinging is the act of a ver on the prowl shortly after the defeat of the snooky want smoosh smoosh.

Watch the south park Jersey Shore episode to understand the Monkey Slinging reference.

by Ashley Madison January 24, 2011

Monkey Cherub

is a term of endearment. Given to a fat/chubby person who has won alot of money. Or has been very lucky. A london/south east term. Normally used with a brash cockney accent.

'Jon' Ive just won 500 quid on the roulette machine. 'Alf' You monkey cherub, ive only ever won 50 knicker

by HarryTroy April 2, 2011

Knowledge Monkey

When you dish out an awesome bit of knowledge to people around you

Hey look at that kid, he's such a knowledge monkey!

by Unstable Mable April 23, 2011

monkey van

a van used by narcotics police ( UK usage )

One time we saw a bloke run out of No.18 and into No.19. About five minutes later the police arrived with two monkey vans and four cars
Source: Bernardine Evaristo's " Hello Mum "
Penguin books, 2010 ( Page 25 )

by Rick Thurman May 5, 2011