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Jurisprudence Juice 

What happens when C-SPAN make yo lady wet.
After a long session of C-SPAN and chill, my gurl had mad Jurisprudence Juice.
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Walking Juice 

The strange mixture of oil/sweat that coagulates on the soles of one’s feet after wearing socks or walking for an extended period of time.
“Gross, I’ve got Walking Juice on my feet. Better go take a shower.”
Walking Juice by Revvin87 January 16, 2019

Poopie juice

A rag that has been soaked in Pepsi and looks like someone has used it to clean up excrement
*throws poopy rag at someone* Poopie juice.
Poopie juice by The Rooster man February 20, 2019

Nipple juice 

If you are going to make a White Russian you gotta have nipple juice, bro.
Nipple juice by Dadbodextreme February 21, 2019

Wiggle juice 

The juice containing of wiggles
Wiggle juice is a common juice in Africa. It brings their culture together in one harmony. It was said to believe that over 10000 years ago, Africans used this wiggle juice to cure diseases.

Wiggle juice is a special juice made from toe hair and belly button lint with a hint of lemon juice.
When you drink it, it makes you start wiggling. You feel the sensation all around your body. You start to wiggle for about 30 minutes. After the effect wears off, you start to have a craving for toes. The craving usually lasts for 5 hours. If you want to stop the craving faster, you need to drink milk.
Modern african: yo dawg lemme hit that wiggle juice homie
Modern african 2: ok dawg let’s wiggle on eachother xD

African 10000 years ago: do you wan to drink da wiggle joos to cure da aids
African 10000 years ago 2: leleleleleleldodldollolo
Wiggle juice by Holywqter March 18, 2019

White juice 

A sticky white thing that comes out of bananas when mature enough, these bananas come with men Wich women like to eat all day long, minions can't get enough of it
Oh man give me more white juice, I like that long banana that has a lot of potassium