domestic hooker

Goddess of the kitchen, hot sexy wife, sexy mother of your child

I walked into the kitchen to see what that wonderful smell was on the stove and there was my domestic hooker standing there making dinner.

by Spadagrl December 2, 2015

psuedo-hookup

Basically a "hookup"- the sex

If you don't believe in pre marital sex, a psuedo-hookup may be you best choice

by GCSDB January 9, 2016

supa hookup

When yo hoe wanna buy that cheap kush. The plug has already given her a deal and she tries for cheaper.

Brandon: "I'll give it to you for $15"

Kaylee: "how bout $10"
Brandon: "oh you want that supa hookup.. Nah"

by Makethegirlsdance February 18, 2016

hurricane hookup

When at least two persons or parties are waiting for a storm (or other such cataclysmic event) that one might not survive, and as a result and in response to mortal anxiety, all parties throw caution to the wind and engage in free, rampant sexual intercourse.

When the captain said the tropical storm was headed in our direction, my new friend and I decided to have a hurricane hookup before getting too involved in talking.

by Y. Abraham September 8, 2017

forest hooker

the act were a dumb hoe dont shave for a month because she is a serious feminist and thinks you wont accept her for who she is if she has a forest of hair on her puss leaving you confused as fuck to where to put your dick durring sex so you end up not wanting to have sex with that dumb hoe, so she goes and fucks other guys to see if they have the same problem.

Sarah,"Damn Jeremy you really cant even stick it in", Jeremy," Dumb hoe if you wasnt a forest hooker we wouldnt have this problem.

by Nay-Nay Jay October 6, 2017

Holly hooker

Holly hooker is a funny person loves to be out the house meeting new friends and smoking weed also She gets the pick of the boys but usually picks a name beginning with D or K

Holly hooker is a very funny person

by Kylesst December 10, 2017

Brave Hookbill

The action of shoving your testicals into your partners mouth with out asking if you can.

Brave Hookbill can be incestual, sexual, or plutonic.

"My friend gave me a brave hookbill the other night. I may need therapy..."

by Skeleton_Jokes December 15, 2017