A punk rock dude that is originally from Northwest Florida. He's a decent musician, but will tell you some of the worst jokes ever. He enjoys to listen to Lady Gaga far too much. Sometimes you can catch him playing drums in the band The Chodes, and a few other groups. He's quite talented in a kitchen, but drinks lethal amounts of tequila if he is in possession of any. It's astonishing he still walks this Earth in good health.
by riotkiley January 22, 2024
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by Iloveyouso<3 April 22, 2022
Get the Chris mug.A stack of chris chan, chris chans, a chris chan, or a channy, is a reference to the uncanny resemblance Chris Chan has to Benjamin Franklin, who appears on the 100 Dollar Bill. To have a stack of "chris chan" is to mean you have acquired an immense amount of wealth.
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Similar to a "Band", "Benjamins", "Bennies", and "Hunnids" to name a few.
Some people say "smoking that chris chan"/"smoking a pack of chris chan" as well, to reference an extravagant lifestyle, referencing either expensive product that is being smoked, or referencing their lavish spending habits.
I'm in the mountains smoking a stack of chris chan, I'm fiending for yodie land...
Spin the block I'm shaking these nigga's down, thinking they thugs until I make them do the chris chan flow
Spin the block I'm shaking these nigga's down, thinking they thugs until I make them do the chris chan flow
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