cunt crawlers

pubic lice, often referred to as "crabs", that are hanging out on a female's genitalia.

Krystal wanted to have sex with me, but I didn't want to catch her cunt crawlers.

by havabadah July 9, 2009

cunt wig

A hairpiece for the vagina. A fake bush of sort when the original has gone bald.

"Did you hear that she had cancer and had to have kemo?"

"Yeah, I heard her cooch was pre-teenish and she needed a cunt wig to pass for 14 years old"

by sweedishcheez March 29, 2010

cunt hill

The hill of flesh that usually appears on elderly and/or overweight women above the vagina.

"Whoa. Look at your great aunt. She has a cunt hill."

by kellymac October 19, 2009

Cunt Pasty

A vagina that is particularly dry and flakey

"No, she wasn't great, I went down to sample some vertical sandwich and I ended up face-to-face with a cunt pasty"

by Hawke Eye November 10, 2009

cunt high

A South West London term used to suggest a level of height or to refer to oneself when a child.

Being an Oompa Loompa must be tough, being cunt high for life has got to be a challenge. Or, Last time I was here I was cunt high.

by dukeofearlsfield January 14, 2011

Cunt Rattle

A sudden burst of trapped air from the vagina. Somtimes known as a fanny fart.

Paaaarrrrrpppp! "My goodness Sophie was that your bottom that made that awfull noise?" "No Alexandria it was a Cunt Rattle"

by Big Jock79 December 16, 2010

Cunt Spice

The sluttiest of the Spice Girls

Cunt Spice is such a cunty slut.

by Lil Deb Deb December 26, 2010