blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 6, 2010

Whistle blow job

Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job

Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets

by Patriotguy420 January 27, 2023

To blow a fag

English slang for smoking a cigarette

Lafe and Chris went out on the dock to blow a fag

by Kmf Lls April 9, 2025

blow a sissy out

When a Straight man ejaculates all over and everywhere from receiving oral sex from a gay man.

I’m so horny I might go blow a sissy out on the low.

by Str8great August 30, 2022

plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

He'll Blow It

Something the opposing player says during a basketball game when an opponent, usually with weak scoring fundamentals, attempts a layup or a shot.

Player: *Crosses over opponent and has a wide-open layup*
Opponent: "He'll blow it!"
Player: *Misses layup*

by He-ro March 9, 2023

snow blow

snow blow is slang for cocaine. most people who do a lot of coke call it "snow blow"

Tyrone: I'm snorting that coke

Jamar: im detroit we call it snow blow

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022