bird feeder

The sexual act in which a man receives a rim job and a blow job at the same time from multiple partners

Dude I totally got Shelby and Jessica to give me the bird feeder

by thesexanator December 8, 2013

Bird

Basically someone that’s kind of a bitch. They rarely come through on what they say they will. Sometimes a little sketchy or a hassle to deal with/make plans with.

Person 1: Yo see if (name) got some tree.
Person 2: Nahh, he’s a bird. I don’t fw him.

1: You tryna go chill with so and so?
2: Nahh, he’s a bird.

by Travioli96 June 19, 2018

Microwave Bird

Depending on region it can be know as Microwave Bord.

I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up

Why have a microwave bird when you can have fine steak.

by DeadGrizzly July 19, 2023

The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020

king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017

Birds

The annoying little winged fuckers who wake you up every Sunday morning.

Ah, Fucking Birds Chirping and Shit!!

by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

Bird

Any guy named Byron

That dude is such a bird

by Mr.bird April 5, 2022