Lolland and Barret

When something is just so hilarious you must stuff your face with discount whey protein and cod liver oil to stop the laughter.

Clarke: "wha da dily yo? brudda, what'sgoin' down?"

Fred: "hmmmhhhhmmhhh"

Jamal: "He can't jive boy! his mouth full o' ta da brim wit

sheeit. he just had uh mad case o' Lolland and Barret. Don't make me shank ya na!"

Clarke: "Sheeeeeeit! just like mammy."

by biggarygraham January 12, 2011

check mid barrel

to commit ownage, to defeat takethebang, to do the unexpected, to seem to defy the laws of legality

hey go check mid barrel

by Macroscopically November 5, 2010

Salt Water in the Barrel

A great threat, warning that you may unleash rage that's been bottled up.

Don't make me put the salt water in the barrel.

by HULKSMASHANDMAIM December 10, 2011

Talking to uncle Barry

After having been on the lash or as over 30's call it 'a night out' most people wana throw up. The moment where you feel the need to talk to Uncle Barry will eventually hit you. It is the moment at which you start throwing up down the toilet.

Example 1,
Person 1: Should we help Mackie out he looks kinda rough?!
Person 2: Na it’s OK he’s just having a chat with Uncle Barry.

Example 2,
Goin out on the lash tonight, hope I don’t end up talking to Uncle Barry!

by Cornishmaster August 12, 2011

Pulling an Uncle Barry

the act of providing too many quotes back to back without any analysis or cohesion.

The speaker tried to impress us by quoting other people, but he just went on and on and on without actually telling us what he was talking about, he was totally pulling an Uncle Barry.

by azizy15 November 21, 2011

The Flying Barrett

The monster known to walk the halls of Notre Dame Academy. The Flying Barrett is an object of hate for Boston College High School. Anyone who has hooked up with The Flying Barrett will forever be rashed on. The Flying Barrett is a close relative to the Flying Dutchman, hence the name. There are unconfirmed reports that The Flying Barrett is a leading member of the notorious Munching Men gang of Melrose.

Also see: The Barrett

Guy 1: Dude guess who Reed hooked up with at the party last night?

Guy 2: Who?

Guy 1: The Flying Barrett!! Haha

Guy 2: Oh no, not again. Is he still alive after that?

by biscy March 14, 2012

Mexican Burn Barrel

The act of putting hot sauce on your dick and inserting it in to a females Anus.

Suzy was asking for a Mexican Burn Barrel because her ass is on fire.

by BongBlazer October 2, 2015