Top the Tater

When you’re plugging away in the rear gate and pull out, when out drops a spud, and you nlow that load all over it

I was Fuckin your sister in the ass last night, and she rode me so hard it slipped out, she dropped a spud, but it was so good I had to top the tater

by Skanky Rabbi April 4, 2021

Pizza-top it

To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.

Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.

by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011

top fever

Top fever is when you feel the urge to want to constantly top the other person during sex or sexual activities.

Girl: Do you want me to top you this time?
Boy: No, I have top fever and need to top you again

by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023

Top

The one who sleeps on the top bunk of the bunk bed

“He sleeps on the top bunk”

by Notahumanbeing May 7, 2020

fukkit top

an instrument used for smoking marijuana,
the head of the pipe, bong, water fall.

pass me the fukkit top

by marc henderson October 8, 2008

Top

Someone who is on the top during sexual intercourse, or louis tomlinson

"do you think louis tomlinson bottoms?"
"nah, he definitely tops"

by directioner#31237468 December 29, 2020

Peanut butter top hat

When a guy defecates in ladies mouth and she gives proceeds to give him head.

my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.

by Im fatty fat December 13, 2024