max money

A short ginger kid who claims to be Ed Sheeran

“max money always talks about being Ed Sheeran”

by The duck overlord February 3, 2024

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

I got the money.

Meaning money.

I got the dough it's time to go.I got the money.
Loop

by Richway October 30, 2021

Money Turtle

A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.

What’d you say? Moaning Myrtle? I thought you said Money Turtle!

by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025

money dove

To be a whore;
have paid sexual intercourse with a man or woman

''the money dove got 5k just from working the streets''

by Galaxyqueen May 8, 2014

Nose money

A term described about money or money-making involved with crack cocaine. If a drug dealer got rich off of selling coke for example, That is all nose money. Sometimes used in rap.

"With all that nose money, You lucky you ain't in jail Blood!"
"I'm just servin' the streets dawg... Once it's sold it ain't my crack no more."

by TheFactMFnokap1 April 14, 2022

E Money Dangle

The act of ejaculating into your Christmas sock, and proceeding to play tug of war with the Sock and a chihuahua

I just got back from doing the E Money Dangle man you missed out

by Nickles8 July 12, 2025