The Sloppy Vagina Theorem (SVT) states that if a girl is still a virgin and has never used her vagina then she has no need for upkeep and it will more than likely be sloppy.
Thomas: Man I'd love to fuck Audry
Charlie: Dude she's never her vagina before
Thomas: Fuck that means its sloppy
Charlie: Damn SVT...
The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)
Charlie: Dude she's never her vagina before
Thomas: Fuck that means its sloppy
Charlie: Damn SVT...
The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)
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Daniel: Hay guys I just got paid and think we should all go for a “little” fun. But since I don’t feel like picking where it happens, I just ask you guys to pick.
Davon: We should totally go to the mall or something like that.
Tommy: Or could party on the moon with a bunch of space chicks and giant robots from sony.
Daniel: Seriously man, enough of your stupid theoradical ramblings! Now could someone please bring a relevant idea to the table?
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Tommy: Or could party on the moon with a bunch of space chicks and giant robots from sony.
Daniel: Seriously man, enough of your stupid theoradical ramblings! Now could someone please bring a relevant idea to the table?
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Douche 1: Do you see that chick right there?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?
Douche 2: Yeah man, im gonna make my move.
Douche 1: Fuck you, she's mine!
Girl: Are you two trying to figure out the Douche Bagorean Theorem again?
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