bass drum roll

A drumline tradition during which new bass drummers must stand on their heads while inside their harnesses being held up by their drums. After this they are officially part of the marching band. (Filming is optional but highly recommended.)

Shannon: Hey Jack get over here!
Jack: *starts walking*
Shannon: PUT ON YOUR BASS DRUM! NOW!
Jack: *scared* ok... *puts on drum*
Shannon: *pushes Jack onto the ground head first and makes him do a bass drum roll*
*Pat walks over and starts filming*
Jack: Are you filming yet?
Pat: No not yet
*This continues for two minutes*

by Russian_Tinkerbell October 31, 2013

Alabama Spring Roll

When you shove at least 11 carrots up a woman’s asshole and then eat them all out of her ass.

Hey, have you and your wife tried an Alabama Spring Roll yet?

by Sir Master Bates of Ireland February 3, 2019

Salted Nut Roll

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.

I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.

by datyoungkid September 25, 2017

Hairy Tootsie Roll

The sex act of taking your dirty hairy underwear off while doggy-style and asking the woman if she wants a Hairy Tootsie Roll, the shoving your hairy skid mark underwear in her mouth.

Dude last night I gave my G/F a Hairy Tootsie Roll and she said she loved it!

by Snipedog22 January 23, 2013

Dusty Tootsie Roll

When you cover your partners chest in baby powder and then defecate into the powder. The result is a piece of feces covered in baby powder. A Dusty Tootsie Roll.

I saw a video where Paris Hilton got a dusty Tootsie Roll.

by Dr. McDoctorson June 5, 2015

Stephen’s sausage roll

An obscure puzzle game that is considered on of the greatest puzzle games ever made, and I can agree. Not even kidding.

Trust me though, if you play it, go in as blind as possible.

The greatest game I have ever played is (don’t laugh) Stephen’s Sausage Roll.

by TheCornhole24 May 11, 2022

Louisiana death-roll

When engaging in missionary style intercourse you grab your partner in a bear hug and start spinning as fast as you can. similar to an alligator.

Last night was crazy that bitch put me in a Louisiana death-roll

by akaidiot13 August 25, 2011